Once I am officially regional manager, my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable, fictional, and overqualified.
Middle-earth alphabet: B → Barad-dûr
I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes
chris ‘cuter than you’ evans
"And what about what I want? Justice for my sister and her children." "If you want justice, you’ve come to the wrong place.”
Middle-earth alphabet: A → Andúril
"I killed Sirius Black! I killed Sirius Black!"